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Your Horoscope For the Week of December 2

Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Certain male lizards claim piles of rock as their territories—the most dominant lizards have the biggest best mounds of precious, heat-soaking stone. They also have the...

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Your Horoscope for the Week of December 9

Careful, Sagittarius. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) If you’re not careful, your efforts to help someone can actually hurt them by making them essentially helpless, or worse, a parasite. It’s a noble...

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Your Horoscope For the Week of December 23

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) It’d be lovely if you could be perfectly well-rested and psychologically ready (or even eager) for a challenge the next time one presented itself. Of course, shit mostly...

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Your Horoscope For the Week of January 27

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) The thing about “experts” is that once they achieve that status many of them rarely, if ever, question themselves. Thus their expertise can quickly fall out of date. Don’t...

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Your Horoscope For the Week Of February 3

Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) I’m a huge fan of honesty, but if you feel compelled to share a truth, ruthlessly check your own motives. Sometimes, it’s because you feel guilty and want absolution and...

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Your Horoscope For the Week of February 24

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) The games people play can be fun, if you’re good at them, and in the mood. Of course, it’s refreshing to be able to cut through all the bullshit and get down to brass tacks,...

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Your Horoscope For the Week of March 3

Photo: M. Minderhound Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) When someone thinks they know better than you about what you ought to prioritize and what should be put on the backburner, or discarded entirely, you...

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Your Horoscope For The Week Of March 17

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Everyone has ties (and feels obligations) to other people. However, it sucks when someone uses these to essentially blackmail you into doing what they want you to do,...

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Your Horoscope For the Week of March 24

Aries (March 21-April 19) Your connection with someone is your connection with them. You don’t need anyone else’s permission, opinion, or approval. Even though having those things is nice (and there...

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Your Horoscope For the Week of March 31

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Pisces loathe being forced to make up their minds more quickly than they want to. However, sometimes that can take ages. When your decision affects another person...

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